polldoll:

me and chloe were talking about vibrators today and we were imagining what would happen if your vagina suddenly sucked it up and it was still on and you couldn’t get it out and you just had to wait until the battery ran out and for weeks everyone would be saying “what is that noise??” and you’d like like “idk” omg

No headphones = you can talk to me

1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you

2 headphones = fuck off

(Source: doomriff, via l-umos)